Okay. So I could go on forever about what caused that and what caused that and whatever.

But the short answer is, the little pocket of components used to create the Earth was generated by a program in an arcane space-altering coding language, and it's called Sburb. Or Sgrub, I guess, which was the name I gave it to differentiate it from the original code. One way or another, I translated it from a shitton of old runes, and that's how the Earth was born.

And a few years before I did that, I played the troll equivalent of Pokémon on my Game Grub.

So yeah.

Before you were born.