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[usedencore]

This place can't be remotely serious.

[Except it seems that it totally is, and Envy doesn't like it one bit. She'd been busy at home, dammit.]

Okay look, this whole setup is cute and everything- but honestly? I'm a little insulted. You'd think if the universe was going to kidnap me, it'd be to someplace a little more high-budget than this.

[Or something cool and indie, at the very least.]

So I guess my first question is- does anyone know the fastest route back to Canada? Because I've got this ten city tour that kind of needs its headlining act, and I would so hate to disappoint the people who paid for those shows. After that, I guess my second question is- does anyone know where I can get some decent clothes? The stuff in this bag is... cute, but it's not exactly my style, you know, and frankly-

[She leans down, handing her Pokégear to someone who backs up with the wave of her hand, showing off her outfit.]

These boots? Seriously not made for walking. So if you can help out, I'd appreciate it.

[And with a slight flip of her hair, she bends again to turn the Pokégear off.]

Comments

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[idlewanderlust]

Oh my... A ten city tour in Canada? Are you a celebrity?

[video]

[usedencore]

You got it.

[video]

[idlewanderlust]

My, how exciting~ It's a shame you'll be missing out on such a big tour... I know I miss my work from back home all the time, even if I do it here now...

[video]

[usedencore]

I'll be really pissed if I become some tabloid conspiracy fodder because I just 'disappeared'.

[video]

[idlewanderlust]

Hmm... That would just make your reappearance just as news worthy, don't you think?

[video]

[usedencore]

Hmm... maybe. Don't think the boys and girls in PR will appreciate that field day, though.

[video]

[idlewanderlust]

Oh dear, that's quite true... They'll just have to do a outstanding job with it, I suppose...

[video]

[usedencore]

Well, I do have a pretty great PR team. Hey, who knows? It might do them some good.

[video]

[idlewanderlust]

It would certainly be an event that would make them earn more than their paychecks worth~

[video]

[usedencore]

Heh, yeah.

[And Envy does like making her staff earn their pay.]

I'm Envy, by the way. Who are you?

[video]

[idlewanderlust]

Azusa Miura~ It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Envy-san.

[video]

[usedencore]

Likewise, I guess- you take things pretty easy, you know that?

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[idlewanderlust]

Oh, yes... I get told that rather often~ At least a few times a week, if I'm meeting new people...

[video]

[usedencore]

Well, at least you're not trying to deny it...

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[idlewanderlust]

Ufufu... I know better than to deny such an obvious trait~ Especially when some of my friends praise me for it.

[video]

[usedencore]

Really? Most people I know would wonder what was wrong with you.