Clash ♪ 003 [video, action for route 32/Violet City]

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You ever woken up to a ghost type shrieking in your ear because it feels neglected?

[Envy is not a happy camper, literally. She's standing in the midst of a ruined campsite in the dark, a fire going behind her, and a chastised-looking Misdreavus floating beside it, a very irate Cubchoo staring at it with its tiny arms crossed.]

Monty apparently thought it would be a good idea to try and chase it away. Except 'away' turned into 'around' and...

[Well, you guys can see the mess.]

Apparently the little brat's been messing with me since the sun set properly last night. I just thought I was having shitty luck. Go figure.

[She sighs and rubs her forehead before motioning the Cubchoo away with one hand.]

Montblanc, go switch with Queen, I need her a sec.

[The little bear makes a whiny sort of noise, but a Look over her shoulder and he's scrambling to do as he's told.]

Well, guess an early start the rest of the way back to Violet is in order.

[Zangoose appears behind her then, yawning, and Envy turns.]

Queen. Penalties. Fifteen minutes.

[What that means is left to the imagination as Envy turns off her Gear in order to clean up and get going.]

Comments

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I am not afraid of any fucking human televised serial reference.

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[...nope, brb laughing really hard?! Congratulations Sollux, she hasn't laughed like that in a whiiiiiiiile.]

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[And afterward, she is treated to the single smuggest grin known to trollkind. Ignore the awkward fangs.]

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[Wow, you're a huge nerd- also the fangs are new.]

Alright, alright- don't get too smug, you brat...

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[And when he closes his mouth again, they're still there. You cannot unsee.]

LMAO [he just spelt that out], I love it how you think I can do that.

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[Wow Sollux, you're such a neeeeeeerd.]

What, turn the smug down a notch? Is it really that hard?

[Yes, yes it is, and she knows from experience.]

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[You say this as if the fact wasn't written right across his forehead.]

It's physically impossible. The greatest Alternian minds have tried for years, and yet no power has ever come close to testing the resilience of the lispy mutant asshole.

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[She's trying to be nice about it.]

Wow. I'd say that's impressive, but I dated the world's smuggest jerk, so at the most, that's just kind of an achievement. Feel kinda bad for those science-types though.

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I can out-smug him.

[Smugly.]

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[Envy chuckles again.]

It'd be a showdown for the ages, that's for sure.

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Tickets on sale now.

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On sale and going fast, huh?

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Selling like grubcakes.

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Well, I hope I don't need to get tickets.

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Oh no, you get in free.

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Good- I'd hate to miss the whole event just because I couldn't get a ticket in time.

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Still gotta get there.

It's probably going to be so badass, we'll have it on top of Mt. Silver.

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I can manage that much, believe me.

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You wanna bet?

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A bet? What for? It's just a mountain.

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Heh... you're in Violet City. Not all the routes are that simple.

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Kid, I played this game before you could hold a gameboy. I've got this, trust me.

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I played this game before you were born.

[And for once, he's telling the truth. He did.]

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[Sadly, Envy is not up on inter-universe temporal mechanics.]

Pretty sure that's not actually possible.

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Do you know how Earth was created?